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It was through tipster Len G.'s "newest favorite billboard in New Orleans" that we met da Gonorrhea BREAKER, da Crabs ASSASSIN, da Chlamydia CRUSHER, da HIV Awareness ENFORCER, Lady STD KILLA, da Condom FATHER, da Trich TERMINATOR, da Syphilis ELIMINATOR, da Herpes HIT WOMAN and da HPV SLAPPER.

If you've just finished reading the sign, you probably noticed something. It says they have an offer you can't refuse, but on the sign, it had two offers that they probably think you can't refuse. You'll have to call the number to find out what happened there.

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