Deadspin HOF Nominee: Sean Salisbury
We don't require much to become a Deadspin Hall Of Fame nominee. It helps to have done something embarrassing, or at least epic enough to linger permanently in the collective memory. Or, in a pinch, you can just take a picture of your penis and show it to your fellow ESPN employees.
Yeah, that will definitely do it. When you add in his accidental dropping of "Jew," his protest too much rant and new found Balls friendship, we think he's more than qualified. And that's not even accounting for his trenchant NFL analysis!
But is he a Hall of Famer? Seventy five percent is the threshold for induction. Vote below: Polls will be open until next Monday morning.
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