Deadspin's Coverage Of Opening Day

In which Baseball Prospectus's Larry Granillo determines, among other things, that a 75-year-old man circles the bases faster than Vladimir Guerrero. READ » • More: See all of Larry's exhaustive trot analysis at the Tater Trot Tracker

Pete Nash, our resident baseball historian (whom you may know as Prime Minister Pete Nice of 3rd Bass), looks back at Opening Days of yore, when the first day of baseball was a lilting song on the springtime air, and Old Hoss Radbourn thought you should all go fuck yourselves. READ »

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