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Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True

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Today, a tipster sent us a bit of gossip about Derek Jeter's sex life that comes from what he claims to be a very reliable source. This gossip is likely no more true than similar stories we've come across in the past, but we really, really want it to be true.

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The booty-eating renaissance is real.

Illustration by Jim Cooke

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