Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True

Today, a tipster sent us a bit of gossip about Derek Jeter's sex life that comes from what he claims to be a very reliable source. This gossip is likely no more true than similar stories we've come across in the past, but we really, really want it to be true.

The booty-eating renaissance is real.

Illustration by Jim Cooke