Derek Jeter ... REVEALED! (Uh, by CBS.)

After its rather incomprehensible look at Miami Dolphins hemp advocate Ricky Williams last week, "60 Minutes" continues to scrape the filthy underbelly of the sports world with a cutting look at Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. You won't believe the dirt they've uncovered. It's Derek Jeter LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE!

• Jeter, in a shocking betrayal of clubhouse etiquette, says that teammate Jason Giambi is "an easy person to root for and support." • Owner George Steinbrenner is "like his father," but "more difficult to deal with" but that he's "able to motivate himself." • His parents love him, he loves them and sometimes he'll tell his mom in the stands — using his eyebrows — that he's going to try to hit a home run for her.

The expose runs Sunday night; your world shall be rocked like it has rarely been rocked previously.

Jeter Speaks On Giambi [CBS News] Mike Wallace's Dogged Pursuit Of Truth [Deadspin]