Derek The Joyless RA Responds, Says We Didn't Get His Sarcasm
Derek, the UConn RA who sent his residents the electronic manifestation of a wet blanket before last night's NCAA championship game, has resurfaced. He's got a message for all of us who made fun of him for being such a schoolmarm: We just didn't get his sarcasm, man.
Nice try, Derek, but you're bullshitting. Now, shouldn't you get back to yelling at those skateboarders hanging around outside your building?
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