Devin Hester Hasn't Heard About Sea World Yet

Not that an athlete forgetting to watch the 10 o'clock news is newsworthy in and of itself, but Devin Hester's blissful unawareness of yesterday's Sea World happening is delightful in its own strange way.

It started innocently enough this afternoon, when the Bears receiver told his followers he was heading down to Orlando for a little vacation, and asked where to go.

They, predictably, told him where not to go. This mystified Hester.

Now, obviously, we're just having fun here. No one actually thinks a killer whale (sorry, "alleged killer whale") could drag Hester into the water. He's far too fast to be caught.

Devin Hester is unaware of the Sea World news [Chicago Breaking News]