Dick Williams Brings Honor To Cooperstown

Former Padres and Mariners manager Dick Williams was elected to the Hall of Fame earlier this week — good ole Whitey Herzog came one vote short — and Sports By Brooks reminds us of Williams' finest moment before his selection.

Back in 2000, Williams was cited for walking naked outside his hotel and, well, yankin' it.

BUZZLE fondly remembers Williams found fondling himself furiously in Ft. Myers. Police were called to the hotel after many guests reported the retired skipper walking around naked and masturbating outside in public - instead of doing it in the decency of his own room.

We very much hope Williams remembers to include this incident in his induction speech. There won't be a dry eye in the house.

Dick Williams Goes From Hall Of Shame Masturbator To Hall Of Famer [Sports By Brooks]