DNC Apologizes For Illegally Dumping A Bunch Of Poop Down A Storm Drain

A DNC bus was apparently so full of shit this morning that it pulled over in Lawrenceville, Ga. and illegally dumped a bunch of it down a storm drain. Witnesses complained of a “foul smell” and witnessed the bus dumping raw sewage on the Grayson Highway this morning between campaign stops. It was bad enough that a HAZMAT unit was reportedly called in.

According to CBS46, police arrived and found that “toilet paper was scattered everywhere.” The Lawrenceville PD is investigating the dump dump, as well as Gwinnett County Storm Water and the State EPA department.

The DNC apologized for crapping all over everything, and said that they were “unaware of any possible violations”:

 “This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused. We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again. Furthermore, the DNC will work with the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, as well as local and state officials to determine the best course of corrective action.”