Do Not Date Flozell Adams, Girls

A Web site we hadn't heard of before called Don't Date Him, Girl purports to list the names and descriptions of guys that girls should, you know, not date, girl. Web sites like this make us nervous, so after we searched for our own name and the names of almost all our friends, we were pointed to this rundown of Cowboys offensive lineman Flozell Adams.

Plays for the Dallas Cowboys and is from the Chicago area. He will come into your life with an innocent demeanor when, in fact, he's satan himself in the flesh! He'll swear that, regardless of his career, he's not "like that" and that you're the only woman that he's involved with both emotionally and sexually. I was merely one of the many or what I like to label myself as now is "the one in my city" that obviously got the most attention at the moment.

We'll be honest: The circumstances presumably surrounding that photo terrify us. We feel bad for Adams, having been singled out here. Shouldn't there just be a section of the site called "Athletes," with the listing "All Of Them?" Kurt Warner and Kordell Stewart excepted, of course.

Flozell Adams [Don't Date Him, Girl]

(UPDATE: Hey, Damon Jones is on here too.)