Do Not Taunt Old Southern Men

There's little more fun than a good, old-fashioned Old Guy Beats The Crap Out Of Younger Guy story, you know?

Don Leebern, a former football player and current booster and regent for the University of Georgia, had a tussle with a neighbor over barking dogs in their hood. Leebern settled the tussle by beating the piss out of the man.

Leebern is 68 years old; his "victim" is 48. The guy is right there, bleeding out the nose. After losing the fight, he claimed he was "gonna go get his AK-47," which we assume is not a reference to the wife-swapping Andrei Kirileko. Though it would be cool if it were.

Geriatric Fisticuffs [Georgia Sports Blog]