Do You Think You're A Good Person?

I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like... meat. Right? Didn't we read that? You need to see me as a - a big - a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina... to me. If you'd like to be a Deadspin advertiser, but you don't want something up your ass while doing it, jump over here. Make it happen, captain. This week's superstars: • Becks • Mike's Election Guide •Starwood Hotels • TiVo,T-Mobile &38226; Unscrew America