Donald Trump: Joe Flacco Is Elite

Pestilent clownfister Donald Trump did a video Q&A today, and two of the 12 questions he answered were about the NFL. The first and most important was on the eliteness of one Joe Flacco:

(I love that Trump’s two pieces of evidence for Flacco being elite are his Super Bowl ring and his arm strength. I can’t tell what’s a caricature of what anymore.)

The second question was about the Cowboys’ chances with Tony Romo out a couple months. Somehow, Trump managed to squeeze in the line: “Tom Brady came out and endorsed me.” That he did.