Donald Trump Prepares For Tonight's Debate

At this point, it’s common knowledge that Donald Trump isn’t exactly one for studying, but even the Donald has to prepare a little. Which is why now, for the first time ever, we’re giving you an inside look at Trump headquarters as his team readies their candidate for tonight’s debate.

Please, enjoy.

A disemboweled Trump is laid out to dry.

The mask all the way on the left is his heart.

A tan fit for a president.

Here, Donald Trump receives a final squirt of makeup. He’s beautiful now.

“You’re fired,” Trump says, getting a few laughs in with his handler before the man leaves to file for unemployment.

The various Trumps hang back for a minute of quiet reflection.

Until finally...

The handlers have had their way. He has been extensively prepared, molded for the occasion. Our boy is as ready as he’ll ever be.