Don't Come Kicking In Our Homeroom Door 'Cause Of Something We Didn't Do

Throw one at us if you want, hash head. We've got all five senses and we slept last night ... that puts me us up on the lot of you.

Your muscle seemed plenty cool putting his fist in our head; we want him out. The ape blows, or we clam.

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