Donte Whitner No Longer Changing His Name To One That's Nearly "Hitler"

The Browns' newest safety has decided against legally changing his name to Donte Hitner, and not for the obvious reason that you totally read it as something else upon first glance.

According to ESPN Cleveland, Whitner just doesn't want to deal with all the paperwork that a name change requires.

"All for one letter change?" Whitner said Wednesday at the Browns' second day of minicamp. "I'd rather not."