Doofus Cyclist Eats It

Cyclocross is a sport that fuses road bike racing with mountain biking, creating a hybrid sport that is essentially road racing on a muddy obstacle course. As such, people crash all the time into the mud while trying to bunny hop over barriers, navigate slippery corners, or descend sandy inclines. It’s a weird sport, but at least it produces more highlights than road racing.

Which brings us to our friend here, who ate shit. That was merely a preview, however, to the best part of the video, where the rider behind the initial shit-eater whips his bike straight into the camera.

Cyclocross truly is the Mario Kart of bike sports.