Dorks At NHL.com Look For An End To Their Torture

We figured it was time to check in and see what the nerds at NHL.com were up to. When we last checked in on those guys, in the wake of any actual hockey news, the young turks at NHL.com who have somehow held onto their job for the last 16 months have been playing an imaginary hockey tournament using imaginary players and writing imaginary game stories. So let's see how it's going!

Hmm ... it appears the "Nineties" have taken a 2-0 series lead over a "disappointed" squad of "Forties." The winner of this "series" plays the winner of the "series" between the "Eighties" and "Thirties." The overall winners get a piece of pie made by an NHL.com staffer's mother, though only if she remembers to knock before she comes downstairs.

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