Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution

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Here's the chopped up version of superagent Drew Rosenhaus yapping about Plaxico on MNF last night. It's amazing that when you eliminate all of Mike Tirico's questions from the video and just listen to him talk, he almost sounds more sensible. That's because the man does not deviate from the script, or move away from the point — there's no time to improvise or, you know, actually answer the questions. He knows how to spin the Plaxico incident from a dumbfounding act of stupidity into an averted tragedy. This could have been another Sean Taylor incident, you know...

Full set of questions available at Awful Announcing.