Drink Beer on the Islands? You're Supporting Hawai'i Athletics

If only all things in life were this easy. Now if they could figure out where this apostrophe in Hawai'i suddenly came from everything between me and the islands would be copacetic.

The Budweiser bottler in Hawaii is donating a shiny quarter per case of beer sold to help build new athletics facilities. But the Budweiser bastards are capping their contribution at $100,000. Which quick math tells me is only 400k cases. Or about what it takes to get one Samoan drunk.

Beer sales to boost UH [Honolulu Adverstiser] Want to support your school? Buy more beer [SportsByBrooks]