"Drunken Stupors": A Crack-Smokin' Rob Ford Music Video

Rob Ford admitted today to smoking crack in one of his "drunken stupors." He said it with such rhythm and panache that we turned it into a stupid song.

So instead of going to Gawker and watching the footage of his admission and explanation, here's the substance of Ford's remarks set to the best early 2000's Euro house samples we could find.