Dudes on Skates, Punching Each Other

We can't believe this wasn't on Pay-Per-View, but this weekend was the first annual Battle of the Hockey Enforcers, which just eliminated the middle man and just had hockey players beat the crap out of each other. The winner was Dean "The Machine" Mayrand, a Toronto resident (obviously), though most of the fighting took place in the stands, where police made four separate arrests.

The Outdoor Life Network, we think, is broadcasting the wrong side of the sport.

Battle of the Hockey Enforcers [Ottawa Sun]