Early Bedtime Kids ... It's Mitchell Report Eve!

For the schadenfreude-hungry sports fans, it truly is Christmas Eve.

Tomorrow, at 2 p.m., The Mitchell Report will be released, though you can be sure someone — probably the New York Daily News will grab a copy of it early. It supposedly contains "60-80 names," and we're sure there are some nervous folks in the income tax-free burbs of Florida right now.

We appreciated this look at possible player reactions to being included in the report.

1. I did it. (That will be a short list.) 2. Didn't do it, don't know how they got my name, I'm ticked. 3. It was prescribed, and I did it under a doctor's supervision. 4. No comment.

It's gonna be a wild day tomorrow. Everybody get a good night's sleep, and strap in.