Eli Manning, Wayne Palmer: Same Guy

We're big fans of the television show "24," mainly because we love torture and can't quite believe Kiefer Sutherland somehow became tough as he got older. (We also have a serious crush on Chloe.) We're not exactly sold on this season, however, mainly because we refuse to believe a simpering wimp like Wayne Palmer would ever be elected President, no matter who his brother was.

We were trying to figure out who Palmer reminded us of, and then blog Zembla figured it out for us: Wayne Palmer is Eli Manning. The comparison is frighteningly perfect:

Uninspiring quote Palmer: "I don't know if I'm the right man to lead this country." Manning: "You feel pressure when you're in a situation where you don't know what you're doing."

We're not gonna be able to watch the show the same way again. Oh, and if you don't watch "24," we apologize for this post. We're kind of obsessed with it.

Eli Manning Vs. Wayne Palmer [Zembla]