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Emmitt Smith To Get Unexpected Competition On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Those suffering from persistent night terrors — frightening disorders of the sleep from the darkest corners of the psyche — should not watch the above video. We were deeply disturbed by it, and are now unable to eat, or dress ourselves to go out. We blame The Realests, which today links to an AOL Michigan Sports Blog post on Wolverines' defensive end Alan Branch. But after only a couple of graphs things go horribly wrong, and we get the presentation you see above.

We have no proof, but we suspect this is what Terrell Owens was watching just prior to the 911 call.

Alan Branch Crushes Oponents, The Dance Floor [AOL Michigan Blog]
Realest Of The Week [The Realests]

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