English Teen Lauren Hemp Scores From The Right Flank With Her Right Flank

If we were to build a pantheon of world soccer’s most lethal weapons, there are a few iconic appendages we can think of that would be locks to make it in: Lionel Messi’s left foot, Cristiano Ronaldo’s right, Abby Wambach’s head. To those ranks we must now add the right hip/stomach/ribs region of Lauren Hemp, the 18-year-old English forward who just this weekend in the U20 Women’s World Cup used that right hip/stomach/ribs region to score the best right hip/stomach/ribs region goal we’ve ever seen:

At first glance a skeptic might see this goal as more fluke than skill, but Hemp herself headed off any potential confusion on Twitter:

h/t Hayes Creech