Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Us
In honor of "The Simpsons Movie" coming out today, we're not even gonna try to bother with a movie quote today. Instead, we just invite everybody to give their own.
Ours remains the "welcome our insect overlords" Kent Brockman line. But that's just us.
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