Derek Jeter Takes Care Of His Ladies
If you needed any more proof that the life of an athlete is infinitely better than yours — and, surely, you did — witness this tale from Miami, involving Derek Jeter, two woman and the Parking Validation That Never Came.
It appears that Jeter had a late night, three-human tryst in Miami over the weekend, but forgot to pay the ladies' parking fees.
Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking. The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking. "Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"
Frankly, we're rather surprised Jeter doesn't have some sort of deal in place already; if the Shore Club doesn't already have a two-for-one special, they're clearly negligent.
Sleep With Jeter, Park Free [New York Post]
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