Land Animals That Would Fuck You Up In Hand-To-Hand Combat, Ranked
1. Elephant
2. Tiger
3. Rhinoceros
4. Hippopotamus
5. Gorilla
6. Crocodile, Saltwater
7. Lion
8. Bear, Polar
9. Buffalo, Cape
10. Bear, Grizzly
11. Crocodile, Nile
12. Jaguar
13. Dragon, Komodo
14. Anaconda, Green
15. Leopard
16. Puma
17. Alligator, 'merica
18. Orangutan
19. Giraffe
20. Chimpanzee
21. Bonobo
22. Hyena
23. Mamba, Black
24. Gelada
25. Cheetah
26. Baboon
27. Boomslang
28. Boar, Wild
29. Leopard, Snow
30. Bear, Black
31. Wolf, Gray
32. Kangaroo
33. Badger, Honey
34. Dingo
35. Beetle, Volkswagen
36. Bear, Sun
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