Your Vikings Orgy Memento

The bid is only up to $5.95, and, quite frankly, we find that number unacceptable. Currently on eBay: a commemorative Vikings sex cruise T-shirt, or, as the sellers call it, the "Coochie Cruise '05."

There are no bids yet, which we find pretty surprising. Maybe the problem is the size of the shirt: Men's Extra Large. Somehow, we have a hard time thinking the guys at the bar on Sunday will find that shirt incredibly cool.

By the way, we're trying to figure out if Daunte Culpeppers myriad of knee injuries is going to make it more difficult to set up another cruise, or less.

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