Evander Holyfield Has Much Advice For Sage Rosenfels

"OK, now everybody listen up. The key to being a successful Houston Texan is to ... wait ... is HGH legal in football? No? Oh, well, don't worry: Take it anyway, you'll sit out four games, no one will care, it's the NFL. Anyway, what was I saying? Dancing. Yes. Dancing is ... you gotta ..."

(passes out)

Evander Talks To Texans [AP Photo]