Even The Washington Nationals' Ticket Website Knows They're Crap

A.J. DaulerioA.J. Daulerio|published: Tue 30th March, 12:50 2010
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Those plucky Washington Nationals are poised to surprise the National League East this year so buy your tickets now...right after you type "democratic diarrhea" into the box below. [ WashingtonNationals] (H/T Reader Alex W.)

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