Every Obituary Should Have A NASCAR Reference In The First Line

From the Northeast Mississippi

Timothy Wayne “Tim” Hopkins, 54, went to be with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and Dale Earnhardt to contribute his building and painting expertise to the constructing of many heavenly mansions on Saturday, March 23, 2013, in Memphis.

I don't want to be the one to tell Tim, but if Jesus was watching what Dale Sr. did to Terry Labonte at Bristol, it might be a while before they all get together to crack open some tall boys.

[via Holly Anderson]