Examining The Procreation Habits Of The Modern Day Athlete For Fun

You've probably asked yourself a million times, "I wish there was a blog out there that would let me know how how Shawn Kemp Jr. Jr. Jr.'s doing or give me updates on Darren McFadden's paternity suit situation."

This is why we're fortunate to live in a digital publishing age where concept-to-completion is only a few keystrokes and a blogspot account away. Enter, " Athletes Making Babies," which is a one-stop shop for all your bastard offspring of professional athlete news and opinion. And nobody is spared:

So far, the athletes mentioned on this blog in its short history, Darren McFadden, Kobe Bryant, Stephon Marbury, have been scolded for their off-the-field philandering. I wasn't the first and will not be the last. But the one person that's getting away with having a baby out of wedlock is Tom Brady. He didn't do anything different from what Shawn Kemp does on a bi-annual basis. It's not a race issue because Matt Leinart's prostate was set on fire by the media when word came out about his illegitimate child.

Be sure to watch out for the "Which former Heisman winning quarterback's prostate was set on fire?" question on Jeopardy! in 2009.

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