Exercises In Immolation

We're going to try something today that pretty much proves definitively that we don't like ourselves very much. At 10 a.m., Congress is having yet another Session On Steroids. Instead of just baseball being under the hot lights of elderly Southern men's inquiries, the commissioners of all five "major" sports leagues will take questions. MLB's Bud Selig, NFL's Paul Tagliabue, NBA's David Stern, NHL's Gary Bettman and ... uh ... can this be right? ... MLS' Don Garber will answer long, shambling, confused questions and then stealthily sign autographs later.

Anyway, because we hate ourselves, we're actually going to watch this and provide a running diary all day. (You should come back and read us regardless; we'll post other stuff too.) Now we just have to figure which channel C-SPAN is.

Pro Commissioners, Labor Chiefs To Testify [USA Today]