Fair And Balanced Referee Knocks Over Defender, Then Goes And Trips Attacker

Apparently they don’t teach referees in Turkey how to avoid standing right in the middle of the action so as not to bowl over a guy with the ball, though it looks like they do teach them how to remedy a situation like that by sneakily taking the legs out from under a player on the other team, so it all evens out:

This is the kind of unbiased refereeing the profession should aspire to.

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