Family Man Gary Sheffield

Leitch|published: 09/09/2005, 10:17am EDT

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What's the best way to start your morning? Completely unsubstantiated but undeniably juicy rumors about supposedly "Christian" not-steroid-addled-at-all outfielders! Of course!

Grumpy Gus blog Can't Stop The Bleeding has the scoop this morning of fired-up message board postings about Sheffield allegedly doing his fearsome bat waggle with notorious groupie Marvett Britto. As everyone knows, no source is more reliable than an anonymous message board poster, but hey, if it did happen, we're suspecting Gary's smart enough not to freaking .

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