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Farney Apparently Has An Email Account

Because there's nothing more ethically sound than quoting a freaking Craig's List ad and extrapolating it out to connote normal human activity — and little more fun! — The Big Lead thinks Ryan Freel might be having a little Craig's List morning fun.

Time Before Baseball Practice
"I am here for two months before i head back up north. I have this morning before practice.....looking for a woman to enjoy the morning with. Can be married or single, disease free is important. I am 5 9 180 short hair and blue eyes, in shape, of course."


Doing the math, they've decided it's Reds utilityman Ryan Freel ... or Farney, anyway. Allotting for the fact that it could have been anyone, you, us, Howard K. Stern, who put that ad up there, we agree with Freel, or whoever the anonymous poster is: Disease free is important.

Baseball Player Takes To Craigslist Seeking Early-Morning Sex Romp To Ease Spring Training Tension [The Big Lead]
Ryan Freel's Little Friend [Deadspin]

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