Feast Your Eyes On This Unholy, Perfect Goal

Every soccer player probably dreams about hitting a ball as perfectly as Marcel Sabitzer did today against Zenit. Not only did the Austrian uncork this breathtaking outside-boot curler in an actual game, the goal wound up winning RB Leipzig a Champions League group stage match. Look at the devilish outside-in bend on this beauty and tell me he could have smacked this one any better.

In other outside foot screamer-related news, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is at it again.