Felix Hernandez's Son Isn't Here For The Bullshit

The Seattle Mariners did a cute thing before yesterday’s Father’s Day game, having a few of the players line up to catch first pitches from their kids. Keep an eye on the last kid in line, who is Felix Hernandez’s son.

No disrespect to the other tykes who thought this whole ceremonial first pitch thing was all fun and games, but those scrubs don’t deserve to be on the same field as lil’ Felix. This is a small person who is not playing around:

Again, not trying to be rude, but those other children should be ashamed of themselves.