Fictional Lasers, Ranked

So the Navy has a laser cannon now. It's cool, I guess, except that it does not shoot any beams of light or make a "pew pew" noise or do any of the cool shit that a laser is supposed to do, really. Fictional lasers are much better. This is a ranking of fictional lasers.

Lightsaber

Ghostbusters proton pack laser

Death Star laser

X-Wing laser

Predator shoulder-cannon laser

Independence Day alien mothership laser

Enterprise phaser cannon

TIE Fighter laser

Iron Man's gauntlet laser

Millenium Falcon quad laser

Goldfinger crotch laser

DL-44 heavy-blaster-pistol laser

Congo diamond laser

Bowcaster laser

E-11 blaster-rifle laser

Klingon disruptor laser

Ma'Tok staff laser

Mars Attacks! laser

Moonraker laser

Chitauri Scepter laser

Independence Day alien-fighter-craft laser

Terminator T-800 laser rifle

War of the Worlds tripod laser

Real Genius laser

Superman's eye laser

Cyclops's eye laser

Tron lasers

James Bond's watch laser

Star Trek phaser

Being hit by a car

Star Trek: The Next Generation phaser