First One Who Falls Off The Portis Pole Loses

• Weeee!: Steinberg brings out some old photos of ladies having a swinging good time at a Clinton Portis pool party. [ DC Sports Bog]

• Have you checked inside the vacuum cleaner tube?: Eli lost his Plax doll. Panics. Cries. [ KSK]

• Now you know what to get the Tarkanian in your family for Christmas: Infamous UNLV hot tub photos are going for the low, low price of $2.6 million dollars on eBay. [ Steady Burn]

• Conlin lauds Phils' Ibanez acquisition: Crashburn Alley does not. [ Crashburn Alley]

• Greatest sports blogger,like, ever?: Behold the magic that is Ohio State b-ball bench warmer Mark Titus' blog. [ With Leather]