Florida Man Has Scarred Elderly Couple For Life Because He Keeps Fucking Their Horses

Best line from this fascinating news report via WCTV comes courtesy of Priscilla McDearmid: "I don't even like to have the dog out at night lately because we don't know if that man is standing over there in the corner somewhere watching."

Another fun fact from this news story: for some reason, the state of Florida has no laws against bestiality. The state should consider including that fact in future tourism campaigns.

Local Man Suspected Of Performing Sex Acts With Neighbor's Horses [WCTV]