For Giants Fans, Crazy Is As Crazy Does

Sure the Red Sox have a bit of momentum going, and it looks like they're going to cruise to their second World Series title. That's because Colorado Rockies fans are relatively new at this. They don't understand that, when things aren't going your way, it's never too early to call in a bomb threat.

A die-hard San Francisco Giants fan who desperately wanted his team to beat the Atlanta Braves has pleaded guilty to calling the Atlanta ballpark where the two teams played and making false bomb threats. Dante Suguitan's lawyers said in court papers that the Bay Area resident has a psychiatric disorder that manifested itself in an "obsessive interest in professional sports, particularly the San Francisco Giants baseball team."

Of course, having an "obsessive interest in professional sports" in and of itself does not make one crazy (one hopes). It's just when you add "particularly the San Francisco Giants baseball team" that the giant butterfly nets need to come out.

Suguitan said that the bomb was set to blow up the stadium "when the crowd began doing the tomahawk chop." And truthfully, who hasn't fantasized about that?

Giants Fan Guilty Of False Bomb Threats At Atlanta Ballpark [SF Gate]