For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

Hugh Johnson is back in effect this weekend. The AOL Instant Messenger name is "DeadspinFootball." Don't forget to let me know how you want to be credited. Looking forward to it...

College Football:

Noon, ABC. BYU @ Boston College or Michigan State @ Pittsburgh. Noon, ESPN. Iowa State @ Iowa. Noon, ESPN2. BYU @ Boston College or Michigan State @ Pittsburgh. Noon, ESPNU. Syracuse @ Illinois. 12:30, Fox Sports Net. Marshall @ Kansas State. 2:30, CSTV. USF @ UCF. 3:30, NBC. Michigan @ Notre Dame. 3:30, CBS. LSU @ Auburn. 3:30, ABC. Oklahoma @ Oregon or Miami (FL) @ Louisville. 3:30, ESPNU. Youngstown State @ Penn State. 5:30, OLN. Texas Tech @ TCU. 6:00, ESPN2. Texas vs. Rice. 6:00, CSTV. Arkansas-Pine Bluff @ Alabama State. 7:00, TBS. Arizona State @ Colorado. 7:00, ESPNU. Furman @ North Carolina. 7:45, ESPN. Clemson @ Florida State. 8:00, ABC. Nebraska @ USC. 8:00, CBS. Florida @ Tennessee. 9:15, ESPN2. Texas A&M @ Army.

Elsewhere...

12:00, NFL Network. Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots. 12:00, Fox Soccer. EPL. Aston Villa vs. Watford. 1:00, ESPN Classic. 3 Nation: The Life and Legacy of Dale Earnhardt. 1:00, Fox. MLB. Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees or Philadelphia Phillies @ Houston Astros. 1:00, Comedy Central. Movie. Kingpin. "Take that, you freaky piece of shit. YOU DON'T MOW ANOTHER GUY'S LAWN." 1:30, Speed. NASCAR Racing: Craftsman Truck Series: Sylvania 200. 2:00, ESPN Classic. Movie. 3. 2:00, CBS. Ultimate Blackjack Tour. 4:00, Fox. MLB. Chicago White Sox @ Oakland A's. 4:00, ESPN. PGA Golf. 84 Lumber Classic, Third Round. 4:00, ESPN Classic. Movie. Through the Fire. 6:00, ESPN Classic. Movie. The Year of the Yao.