Four Cans Of Corn Will Get You Two Tickets To A Timberwolves Game
Attention, fans of canned vegetables who will also tolerate watching the Minnesota Timberwolves play a game of basketball: buy four Butter Kernel cans of your choosing for a bargain three dollars (string beans, collard greens, you name it), and you can get two tickets to see the 17-53 Timberwolves in action.
Everyone wants their home team to have affordable tickets. This is quite different.
H/T Disco Choo, Via Ball Don't Lie and @canishoopus.
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