Fox 8 News Provided Us With Both Gloria James's Police Booking And On-Court Attack Videos Free Of Charge

Poor Gloria. Gloria just wanted her car, and Gloria just wanted some kid to foul her son like a considerate human being. We now have this Queen James highlight reel, thanks to the sharing souls at WJW Fox 8 News in Cleveland: Gloria's booking video at the Miami Beach Police Department, accompanied by the video of her coming after young LeBron's opponent in a 2002 high school game. We offered a generous $72.36 to our friend "Robert" for the latter clip, but we're going to spend it on Pringles in bulk instead. The booking clip just might be the portion of the official report in which James tells Lieutenant Acosta, "I'm trying to trust you, but I don't trust your kind. I don't trust that officer who arrested me." Poor Gloria.

Via WJW Fox 8.