Fucking Harvard Wins First NCAA Tournament Game, Upsets New Mexico
Prior to tonight, the last time a No. 14 seed beat a No. 3 was 2010 when Ohio beat Georgetown.
Fucking Harvard just beat New Mexico 68-62 for its first win in the NCAA tournament and is now just the 17th such fucking seed to advance. Fucking Harvard shot fucking 8-18 from behind the arc and advances to play Arizona on Saturday. Fucking Harvard wasn't even supposed to be good until next year. We weren't even prepared.
As it's been pointed out, we should add, Steve fucking Alford has done this before. His No. 3 Iowa Hawkeyes lost to Northwestern State in the 2000-and-fucking-six NCAA Tournament.
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