Germany Have A 5-0 Lead Over Brazil

Germany are fucking up Brazil faster than we can update right now. Right now, currently, it's 5-0 after 30 minutes.

Germany opened scoring over Brazil in the 11th minute World Cup semifinal off a goal from Thomas Müller. After winning a corner kick, German ran a beautiful set piece. Multiple players crashed the near post, while Müller slipped out the back to the middle of the six. Brazil center back David Luiz was marking him, but got picked by his own teammate in the chaos. Müller was free to tap it in for his fifth goal of the tournament. GIF above.

Then they scored three more times. We have no idea what's going on, but here are the goals.

Brazilians are taking it about how you'd expect: